Bitchin' keychain. »
Always nice to hear, that's why I do it, but everyone always comes in already thinking I'm an asshole. »
Just put your snapback on a coat hanger, it will be there if you decide to go back to Subaru, dudebro. »
Or you could change your own tire and be back on the road before the guy even gets in the truck to come help you. »
So I don't know computers, so when I read Newegg, I thought of that thing you rub on your heel if they're nasty.
Which just sounds like an egg that likes kids.
I think I'm done now. »